//...strike!...\\

Tuesday, May 23, 2006

Damn tired today, just realised i had been vv glum for the whole day...

Maybe it's the 45mins gym workout during PE, only when mr chay closed the gym then i realised the class was actually playing captain's ball outside against other class 0_O ... Ok i might seem abit anti-social, but hell i'm lousy in ball games... After the gym i felt so out of the world- in a negative sense- that i dont really have the mood to continue with school. Wanna sleep but then i went to refresh myself up with a bball game during econs lect, blam! wrong move, i more tired now -_-

Yet another almost interactless day with the once-buddy of mine.... How can i even smile is a miracle today, given that anyone wont be in good mood if their buddies or good friends just suddenly lost anything to talk to u with, u know? It's like a damn ice wall, so tall and so cold... After the 'adventures' last year, i dont think i'm ready for another one, right? But i guess THAT GUY UP THERE is fooling around with me, if me disappearing from his sights might make him feel abit less awkward then i guess i would gladly do that... Even though i'm at the receiving end of the bitter icy punch...

And i guess a certain household somewhere in clementi will be experiencing floods now ;) but hey, control control... Some people ask me why i dont cry, why i so seldom angry, why i this, why i that... Partly because i under swear that i wont drop a tear easily from then on, partly because i dont really see the need to cry or flare up. I'm not criticizing anyone here, since some can brawl or jump up in fury within a snap of finger. It's just personal principles, yay? I realize the aim of every misfortune is to make u despair or be furious, so that u will drown urself in tears or burn urself in fury, so therefore of course i wont fall to their trap u know... For those struggling to cope with their emotions, this might be a good try... U cry, people cry with u; u angry, u hurt feelings... So, why do that? I'll rather think of something and then move on, but of course sometimes men still do cry, right?

So after negative must come positive... Dad's still at home after medical checkup, yay... And i just got a new baby cousin, brought to this world 3.31pm today, haha....

GP JOKES (POLITICAL)
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.

PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. You help to take care of them, and you all share the milk.

SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping two unlicensed farm animals in an apartment and you get caned.

DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.

AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair "Cowgate".

BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep's brains and they go mad. The government doesn't do anything

TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.

Californian style: You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese. Only five speak English. Most are illegals. Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

French style: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine. Life is good.

Japanese style: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top of their class at cow school.

Italian style: You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch. Life is good.

Russian style: You have two cows. You have some vodka. You count them and learn you have five cows. You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. The Mafia shows up and takes over however many cows you really have.

Indian style: You have two cows. You worship both of them.

Taliban style: You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk them because you cannot touch any creature' private parts. You get a $40 million grant from the US government to find alternatives to milk production but use the money to buy weapons.

Iraqi style: You have two cows. They go into hiding. They send radio tapes of their mooing.

//Brandon struck at 5:34 PM\\